HOW TO SURVIVE THE SCHOOL DAY!

Oh,my glorious pickles, happy Sunday! Personally, I left all my Potato homework until last, but now that is out of the way... I can talk to you all!
Here is my glorious guide of surviving the school day, good luck!
THE NIGHT BEFORE
Check that everything is in place. Make sure you have all your Potato homework.  Textbooks. Uniform. Now go to bed. If you have to wake up at 7, ask Pickle Siri to set the alarm for you. Suggested bed time? 9pm.
MORNING
-Yawn- Wake up now bro! Eat breakfast. Set off XD
If your school offers food before morning registration, you might want to get something small from the canteen. Do a last minute check of your stuff and then get registered.

LESSONS
OK. ..If it's a boring lesson, you can try:

• Counting the time
• Drawing
• Thinking up ideas
• Communicating with people next to you
• Thinking about things that you look forward to.

BREAKS!
During break, you might want to get something from the canteen. Maybe go to the library,run around, get some fresh air and wake yourself up. Prepare yourself for next lessons.

Best break time activities for...
SPRING:

• Pick flowers
• Make flower-y stuff
• F.L.O.W.E.R.Y B.U.N.N.I.E.S

SUMMER:

• Enjoy outside activities
• Run around
• Erg, your favourite summer things

Autumn:

• Leaves
• Fruit
• Ahahahahahha

Winter:

• Snow x3

Coming next: Pickle fall make-up :D

SAVE YOUR MEASLY MEMORY

Nugget? Nugget? NUGGET! Oh, my precious Nugget, where are you?
Oh... Hallo.
Today's post is about your...
Brain.
Oh shoot, I forgot you don't have one.
JUST KIDDING!
Well, I will now do something I have never done before, but I, as a Queen of Pickles, must provide you... -ahem- Pickles, with tips to live your life like a boss!
I suppose you don't know yet that Sugar can trigger some pleasure centre in your brain, and it will make your memory worse?
And because you all go to Pickle-Schools,you need a good dose of advice on how to improve your already bad memory!

1. Keep sugar to a minimum! About 20 grams a day is just fine, but keep sugar at bay as an occasional treat.
2. Omega-3 fatty acids work wonders. In fact, my mom is making some trout for me downstairs. I used to have some Omega-3 pills or something. Anyway, good sources of Omega-3 are foods like Salmon,Flaxseed Oil, Tuna,Walnuts and Eggs. Eat them regularly! 
3. Antioxidants. Those will protect and improve memory. Berries, Blueberries, Garlic,Carrots,Spinach,Tea,Tomatoes...
4. Protein! Foods like Dairy,Eggs,Seafood and Soy are great sources.
5. Water! Dehydration can do all sorts of nasty things to your brain, and your body, so consider having at least 1.5 litres of water daily. But not all at once. Seriously. Unless you wanna die like that Hold your pee for a wii thing XD When at school,get water in every opportunity you can. If in Primary, get a water bottle from home and keep one in your lunch box. Refill the one from home at Break and Lunchtimes, using water fountains or something. If in Secondary,get food from the canteen. At my school, you can get food before morning registration,break and lunch. Either way, JUST GET THE FOOD! Er... water
6. Vitamins! Vitamins are super important if you really care about your brain. Deficiencies of vitamins can cause learning impairment, so stock up on Vitamins C, B6,B12,Iron,Calcium and many other vitamins. Good sources are fruits and vegetables.
7. Fiber is super important for the proper functioning of your brain. It can ensure sugar is absorbed at a gradual pace and help your memory. Dried fruits,Vegetables, Peas,Beans,Nuts,Seeds,Fruit,Whole grains...
8. Coconuts! I love coconuts, don't you? The best source of brain goodies from coconuts is the oil, which really helps your brain and provides it with energy. Coconut oil can be mixed and added to dishes to make them taste better and... ENHANCE THE FLAVOUR!
9. Tea. Especially Green tea, but other teas can also give your memory a boost. Just drink tea on a regular basis.It's packed with antioxidants.
10. Away from food topics, play memory games! Good memory games are things like those match-up ones, like Snap!,crosswords,word searches and many more. If you don't want to get off your butt right now, virtual worlds like Animal Jam and Bin Weevils have some good memory games. Play those and your brain will be trained!

Right! Now, coming tomorrow... how to survive the school day!
Bye!

IT'S AUTUMN!

OH,MY LITTLE PICKLES! IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY! :)
AUTUMN HAS STARTED!
I hope you enjoyed the first 5 minutes of Autumn!
OK, gotta go bed soon, bye! :)

Autumnal Equinox

Heyo!
Well, enjoy the final few hours of Summer, glorious pickles. Lo siento for lack of posting!
I pickle promise to post daily from now on, so look forward to it.
Anyway!
Today, at 20:44, this will happen to our beautiful earth:

Is it detailed? Can you see it correctly?Oh, sorry, I have you potato glasses by accident. -Gives Pickle glasses- Better bro? Yes? Good.... 

It's all over the news, AUTUMN!

I'm sorry, you have to say BYE! to almost everyone's favourite season and say hello to cruel? fall! Wait, what's wrong with fall? 

Bro, look at this list and I will change your mind.

• Queen Pickle's Birthday in October
• Halloween! Candy bro!
• Leaves everywhere! Unless a tarantula is hiding in that juicy leaf pile XD
• Oh, costa, we love your muffins ...
• The weather
• The world covers itself in gold to hail the royalty of Queen Pickle :)
• Pick Apples! At my Pickle-School we have an entire pear orchard, so get out there and start picking! 
• You will NEVER forget the Pumpkins, just think what you can do with them?
• SNUGGLING! I JUST LOVE SNUGGLING! WAIT WHERE'S MY BLANKET?
• The colours! You get to look awesome as just about almost every colour matches with Autumn in some way :)
• SCARVES! I finally get to wear my school scarf... it's so cosy..
• The winter excitement
• Camping+no mosquitos
• Siblings won't ask you to go outside with them anymore
• The parent-nag of ''GO OUTSIDE!!!!'' is finally gone
• Sleeping in without the dizziness of doom

There you have it!

Finally, if you want I can make a disney fairy version of you, just comment with the following details:

SKIN COLOUR

EYE COLOUR

HAIR COLOUR

FAVOURITE COLOUR

And I will try! Here is me with some friends:

I'm not a disney fan x3

Basically, I'm the Purple one, and everyone is dressed in their house colours (At my school we have houses)

See you!

I forgot you, baby

Hi!
Wow, I forgot about you!
I can't believe I did such a cruel thing!
I am starting at secondary school tomorrow. Well now...
I can promise to post as much as possible :)

Yay!
Pickle on, and eat oranges! <3